lie//cheat//steal//kill//fuck

maybe this is nsfw at 4pm on a tuesday what am i even doing

~~~i wish i could put a cut here stop reading this post now~~~

so i did this at work over three days, total time about 8-10 hours. i spent most of that time messing with brushes and settings trying to get the best out of my eeenote/netbook setup

tools: acer aspire one, asus eeenote, autodesk sketchbook pro

my feelings about sketchbook so far: runs surprisingly well on a netbook! except when it crashes.

also why can’t i remap the hotkeys COME ON

monstergirl#23 Franchesca “Chess” Cooledge Jr. (pictured actual size)

Chess enjoys hanging out with her friends near the fountain at the mall (the nice one, not the poor people mall). She can’t stand the gothy toad kids who are always at the food court but she is considering having a crush on one of them next year for dramatic effect.

She prefers 80s pop music despite having been born in 2007 because she thinks it makes her appear sophisticated.

monstergirl#22

V-8ngel

she’s got a hubcap diamondstar halo
shoutout to tish

monstergirl#21 Nagiphax

(lv6 half human, half cyclops, half rogue, half barbarian)
Nagiphax demonstrates her signature high-risk manoeuvre; the two-handed flying sneak-drop. (weapon damage + (STR*1.5) + 4 + 2d6)

ps i totally cribbed this pose from steve argyle 
pps i should draw nagiphax more

monstergirl#20 Haunt
Back in the day before she was a mercenary, pirate, feudal lord or godkiller, Haunt was just a level one lady with an absurdly high Charisma score, who chose to score some G as a model.

Copies of this painting can be found in bars across the eastern continent; many people are shocked to find out that the fearsome Haunt is also that orange lady in the painting at the Rusty Snail.

okay so it’s the 30th and i just did #20; i’ve failed this challenge in an official way but i am going to keep doing these until #30 because it’s fun and it’s good practice and because fuck the police

monstergirl#19 based on a true story

monstergirl#18 Olivia 

Olivia lives in the corner by the window without the plant. She dreams of one day visiting Greece or the corner by the window with the plant. 

monstergirl#17 Mammoria Hammer

last surviving bass guitarist from the planet Slash, her guitar was forged from the stool of a planet-eater after it devoured a particularly spicy solar system

if it sounds like shit it’s because it is one of the biggest, spiciest shits ever taken

shoutout to GWAR

monstergirls#12 thru 16
Lie Cheat Steal Kill and Fuck 

just when you thought i was going to post a monstergirl it’s a goddamn five for one devil girl special because i love my fans

def. colorin this later

monstergirl#11

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