June 2012
46 posts
Jun 14th
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heysawbones asked: alternately round and very pointy
Jun 14th
dear tumblr
i want to reblog asks neil gaiman just said something that i want my writer friends to see in fact, that happens a lot put a reblog button on that ask right this second sincerely, everybody
Jun 13th
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is it okay that i hate The Eagles i just can’t stand The Eagles you know when you are chewing gum too long and you realize you’ve been grinding on a flavourless rubbery wad for the last half hour that is how i feel midway through a The Eagles album
Jun 13th
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Jun 12th
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alex-android said:  what else did you do yesterday uhh i watched mad men played w/cats bought some records made a website, registered a new domain watched 9 eps of korra ripped a couple of records to mp3 messed with noise reduction settings to get them sounding okay ended a romantic relationship ordered pizza played dragon warrior ate too many jalapenos did laundry thought about...
Jun 12th
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it turns out that these vinyl rips aren’t as bad as i thought they were. the noise that i  spent all yesterday trying to eliminate was actually being produced by my stereo so i went out and bought a new stereo
Jun 12th
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Jun 11th
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i think i am going to start a tumblr where i buy obscure records at thrift stores and post mp3s of them i have the equipment and knowledge to do an okay job of this, but the records will likely be flawed and terrible i was going to end this post saying “do you think this is a good idea” but now that i have typed it out i realize i don’t care what you think this sounds like...
Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
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ilessthanthreepi asked: i aspire to be you
Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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would you play this game?
DOGG ROCKETT — retired XIA enforcer, silver-haired suit model and veteran alien ass-kicker is pissed. The aliens took our women. They seem to have kidnapped the president. Sure, that is what alien invaders do. Let the kids on active duty handle it. But when the aliens started burning tobacco fields and destroying cigar factories, Dogg felt the call to action. - Avenge the cigars -...
Jun 9th
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porn noises in background caller clearly masturbating laboured breathing sound seems to indicate obesity place call on mute, turn off recording. set volume to 200%. connect headset to laptop sound output. C:Music\Various Artists\The Best of TV Soundtracks [1999]\13 - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.mp3
Jun 9th
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sephiramy replied to your post: i am still talking about amy’s comic Esteban is absolutely saying “get out of my face, tumblr”. Or, you know, ideally, he is pushing it upon the site visitors, like, “NO HERE YOU TAKE IT” and thus funneling in new audience members. I ALSO THINK YOU WILL BE IMAGINARY BROS! perhaps someday i will require an estebanvelope
Jun 8th
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i am still talking about amy's comic
i enjoy this image he’s like “augh tumblr get out my face” i love it so much i’m excited for esteban’s introduction i feel like he and i are gon’ be bros
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Anonymous asked you: Cool dude smarties were purple. N ur welcome THANKS ANON THEY WERE PURPLE & TOTALLY DID EXIST also i just saw my post about this is in google’s front page for “cool dude smarties” because i am a highly influential figure wrt coolness of dudes and smartieness
Jun 7th
customer wants me to cancel his facebook acct because privacy won’t give me his facebook password because privacy
Jun 7th
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marmeduke è molto grandi
Jun 5th
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