July 2012
32 posts
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June 2012
46 posts
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AS A CANADIAN
American Republicans fleeing Obamacare: you aren’t welcome here
You think you can just come up here, take our jobs, lay with our women, enjoy the benefits of our superior beers, coffee and winter sports?
Go back where you came from. Europe, I guess.
alex-android replied to your post: watching more parks and rec keep being doc and smooch both
weja replied to your post: watching more parks and rec you want to smooch they both, trust me :3
looks like the jury has decided
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watching more parks and rec
can’t decide if i want to be andy and smooch april or be april and smooch andy
they’re both adorable i love everybody on this show
alex-android:
art shitpost
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I expect that you and I come from different worlds with incompatible expectations; my brand of roleplaying comes with dice & the implicit caveat that you shouldn’t get too attached to your dudes.
So, when my characters die or their stories conclude, I make new ones.
I know some people carry their characters forever but that isn’t for me....
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sephiramy said:
I am too busy for EXPLOSIONS and CARS, thank you.
heartbreaking
there should be a telethon against this
alex-android replied to your post: i like it when my friends like the things i like …
what do you hate
tons of stuff, i am a certified Hater
edit: shit i should have said “i don’t hate you wiiiink”
i like it when my friends like the things i like
but when my friends hate the things i hate - i love it
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bobs burgers
is good
is bobs burgers good
watches josie and the pussycats
Watchtheonion:
Middle-Aged Woman Angrily Demanding Price Check On Rice Pudding Was Once Carefree Youth, Onlookers Speculate
sometimes the onion is hard-hitting in a way that only the onion could achieve
heysawbones asked: alternately round and very pointy
dear tumblr
i want to reblog asks
neil gaiman just said something that i want my writer friends to see
in fact, that happens a lot
put a reblog button on that ask right this second
sincerely,
everybody
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is it okay that i hate The Eagles
i just can’t stand The Eagles
you know when you are chewing gum too long and you realize you’ve been grinding on a flavourless rubbery wad for the last half hour
that is how i feel midway through a The Eagles album
alex-android said:
what else did you do yesterday
uhh i watched mad men
played w/cats
bought some records
made a website, registered a new domain
watched 9 eps of korra
ripped a couple of records to mp3
messed with noise reduction settings to get them sounding okay
ended a romantic relationship
ordered pizza
played dragon warrior
ate too many jalapenos
did laundry
thought about...
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it turns out that these vinyl rips aren’t as bad as i thought they were. the noise that i spent all yesterday trying to eliminate was actually being produced by my stereo
so i went out and bought a new stereo
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i think i am going to start a tumblr where i buy obscure records at thrift stores and post mp3s of them
i have the equipment and knowledge to do an okay job of this, but the records will likely be flawed and terrible
i was going to end this post saying “do you think this is a good idea” but now that i have typed it out i realize i don’t care what you think
this sounds like...
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ilessthanthreepi asked: i aspire to be you
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would you play this game?
DOGG ROCKETT — retired XIA enforcer, silver-haired suit model and veteran alien ass-kicker is pissed.
The aliens took our women. They seem to have kidnapped the president. Sure, that is what alien invaders do. Let the kids on active duty handle it.
But when the aliens started burning tobacco fields and destroying cigar factories, Dogg felt the call to action.
- Avenge the cigars
-...
porn noises in background
caller clearly masturbating
laboured breathing sound seems to indicate obesity
place call on mute, turn off recording. set volume to 200%. connect headset to laptop sound output.
C:Music\Various Artists\The Best of TV Soundtracks [1999]\13 - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.mp3
sephiramy replied to your post: i am still talking about amy’s comic
Esteban is absolutely saying “get out of my face, tumblr”. Or, you know, ideally, he is pushing it upon the site visitors, like, “NO HERE YOU TAKE IT” and thus funneling in new audience members. I ALSO THINK YOU WILL BE IMAGINARY BROS!
perhaps someday i will require an estebanvelope
i am still talking about amy's comic
i enjoy this image
he’s like “augh tumblr get out my face” i love it so much
i’m excited for esteban’s introduction i feel like he and i are gon’ be bros
Anonymous asked you:
Cool dude smarties were purple. N ur welcome
THANKS ANON THEY WERE PURPLE & TOTALLY DID EXIST
also i just saw my post about this is in google’s front page for “cool dude smarties” because i am a highly influential figure wrt coolness of dudes and smartieness
customer wants me to cancel his facebook acct because privacy
won’t give me his facebook password because privacy
marmeduke è molto grandi
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i am pretty good at a thing.
when i see an opportunity to do the thing, i want to. that is why i am good at it.
when i miss an opportunity to do the thing i am good at, i feel like a failure.
- me, also pretty much everyone probably
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The CAVEWOMAN Saga
I’ve had this BODACIOUS poster since 2008, when it was delivered by mistake to the Comic Hunter. We hadn’t ordered it and it was simply TOO BODACIOUS to put on display. She became mine.
I’ve moved, maybe five times since then? CAVEWOMAN has accompanied me the whole way.
I’ve never understood the color sticker in the top right corner.
Today, as I was sticking her to the...
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docvalentine:
alex-android:
deviantArt nazis are some of the most unpleasant people i have ever had the misfortune of meeting.
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i think deviantArt really shot itself in the foot from the get-go
one assumes they were courting the hot topic crowd when they chose the name,…
exactly, that is how it became cyclonic
it’s impressionable kids taking trolls and ironically...
