May 2012
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finally getting around to watching Avatar: the Last Air Bender cartoon
i hope it can measure up to the lofty expectations set by the memnite shaman movie
update1: how is sokka such a moron? “you just sneezed and flew ten feet” next day: (sarcastically) “last time i checked, humans can’t fly” maybe the last time you checked was before you discovered the titular Last...
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fainthum replied to your post: “Well, she’s cute,” I was reaching for something…
This just reinforces my theory that you’re controlling the internet and using your powers just to fuck with me.
“Well, she’s cute,” I was reaching for something comforting to say. I could see Brendan was uneasy.
“Sure, you’re right. I just worry she’ll never be,” he looked deep into his coffee and sort of trailed off, content to let the statement complete itself.
I’m not a fan of such unspoken agreements. “Normal? You were going to say normal. Fuck...
I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR 20 MINUTES
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Anonymous asked you:
Ursula
ursula’s only crime was striking a teenager mute, she’s a hero in my book
sephiramy asked you:
Doc, you are Monterey Jack from Chip n’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers. You are that cool.
australian brute with a cheese addiction, couldn’t be more like me
kayzig asked you:
I have no real idea other than you seem kinda sharp/deadpan witty at...
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Yes please! I’d love you forever!
PLEEEEEEAAASE! I LOVE…
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jon b calls up and asks me if I want to go to space; he has a spare ticket I tell him sure like it’s no big thing
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steve: Luis look at this picture
Receiving file: DCIM_0003.jpg [Open]
me: what
me: is that charlie sheen
me: steve are you in space with charlie sheen
me: fuck you steve did you go to space without me
montreal comic-con sept 2012
is anyone going? i just got hired as a booth babe for the comic hunter
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whenromancesmoked replied to your post: cancelled star wars, bought diablo i’m…
What hero type are you playing? [Help me get Tish online so we can all play. :T ]
i don’t know i am still installing
probably the one with the most bats
good luck getting tish to play a video game, it took me like seven years to get three hours of Gauntlet Legends out of her
cancelled star wars, bought diablo i’m DocValentine#1705 if you got a diablo hit me up and we’ll diable
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Can't you just turn it on from there for me?
Doc: haha this customer called me up to have me turn her computer on
Doc: like, it's off and she doesn't want to have to do anything
Doc: "can't you just turn it on from there for me?"
Doc: i was like okay well what happens when you press the power button
Doc: and she was like i don't know can't you do it
Nick Cage National Treasure III: The Hunt for Doc...
doc: wait you know i am not american right
doc: i appreciate the compliment however i feel that you are overstepping your bounds declaring canadian national treasures
me: I know you are Canadian obviously
me: I am declaring you an American national treasure
doc: wow
doc: that seems like a very big deal
me: yes well you earned it
doc: i look forward to being featured in a mystery adventure heist starring nick cage
doc: nick cage national treasure 3: the hunt for doc valentine
me: oh man will you elude him
doc: i will be revealed to have been his sidekick the entire time
doc: guiding him on a wild goose chase to keep him from discovering the true plot
doc: during the process nick will learn a valuable lesson about friendship
doc: in the final moment of my plot he will have me dead to rights but he will point the gun away from me and shoot the fire extinguisher, allowing me to escape with the Founder Diamonds
doc: later he tells the boss (the police chief? newspaper editor? idk) that he never found docvalentine or the Founder Diamonds, and he's decided they are both probably hoaxes
doc: and the final scene will be me on a beach with a diamond cut to look like george washington hanging around my neck, playing streetfighter against some sexy beach people
doc: nick cage voiceover: "some mystery adventure heists are better left unsolved"
doc: i hope they get hugh jackman to play me
THANKS, AMERICANS
that title sounds sarcastic and coming from me, it normally would be
!!! HOWEVER !!!
Today is not the day for sarcasm. TODAY I GOT my remote control in the mail (thanks Fainthum) and repaired my TV. I wanted to wait until I got the remote, just in case the panel buttons were the problem (they were the problem.)
Today I also published one of two projects I am doing for An Other American:...
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there is this dude i see in the morning on the metro
he’s over six feet tall, bald black dude
he is all the time wearing a suit but not a shitty grey banker-drone-monkey-suit-because-i-have-to
this guy’s suits fit, and his ties go with his shoes
he looks like an advertizement for being awesome, like some kind of PSA against shitty fashion
he looks like he knows what the fuck time...
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coelasquid:
heysawbones:
Dramatic reading of...
Doc: Banned from the Internet. Forever.
Doc: i had a dream that coelasquid hated me
Doc: and posted mean things on her tumbl about me
Doc: i went down to china town to get a sticky bun and the nice chinese lady who i always get sticky buns from was concerned
Doc: she was like you can't go back to the internet
Doc: and i was like i know
Doc: and she was like what are you going to do
Doc: and i didn't know
Doc: she gave me a half dozen sticky buns and i don't think i paid for them
Doc: i woke up feeling sad
Doc: like, i'll miss you, internet
joobr asked: hey soul sista
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i just bought a kilogram of $2 neckties from hong kong
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whaaaaa →
$2 ties, free shipping.
as a man who likes solid color ties
and also a man who likes buying things for $2 on the internet
it’s a good day to be me
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so i was talking about cartoons
and i was like
stop me if you’re bored
and she was like “i find your analysis very entertaining talk about cartoons forever”
challenge accepted
so i went on for about a half an hour and she left
and then i sent her texts about cartoons for another 40 minutes
heysawbones said:
you ever been to /r9k/
oh god there’s the problem
people are using information acquired on fourchan to form opinions on things. if you read fourchan and apply the attitudes expressed there to anything, at all, ever, y’all been trollin yourselves.
fourchan is exactly as realistic as jersey shore, and for roughly the same reasons
heysawbones said:
The problem with it is the beta connotation of friend-zoning - I don’t think there’s anything specifically wrong with being frustrated about not getting to be romantic with someone you like. I think the problem is with being entitled about it.
Right, but where did this link come from? I think that a strawman came to life at some point here.
I’ve had a decent...
everyone seems to be hating on the idea of the friend zone recently
just for my reference, if subject a is romantically interested in subject b but subject b just wants to be friends
is there an acceptable name for subject a’s frustration at this state, or does subject b’s right to want to be just friends eclipse subject a’s right to feel frustration at things not going the way...
clientsfromhell:
Client tells me about multiple problems she’s having with her website.
Me: I recommend you to send me an e-mail.
Client: Like… uh… an empty e-mail?
Me: No, one that outlines all these problems so I can fix them for you.
Client: What makes you think I have time to figure out what my problems are?
Me: What makes you think I do?
i can’t count the number of times...
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i am addicted now to tomato juice
and i think it’s making me unable to sleep for more than two hours at a time
“just stop drinking it right before bed”
shut up i do what i want
ooj:
tumblrfamenick replied to your post: PSA: please never use internet jokes in the real…
if something qualifies as an internet joke dont even use it on the internet
the wisest words ever spoken
yes this a million times
if you would look like a tool saying it in real life, you look like a tool saying it online because GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE THE INTERNET IS REAL
IT’S PART OF THE ACTUAL...
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Anonymous asked: Dear Doc V. Did you know? Firefox > Right click > Inspect element > 3D button = awesome?
