mid 19XX style glamour shots of underwear models as might appear in a sears christmas catalog
i’m lactose intolerant so i gotta say the only good ice cream is a dead ice cream
I’m cleaning in preparation for Beckey to come over and watch Dreamcatcher, let’s be mutually amused
sure let’s see how this pans out http://blog.loveandhotsauce.net/ask
i want to get christopher walken to read me the character select jingle from SF3III
(light piano accompaniment)
“let’s get it on now… select and make your first pick.
let’s get it on now… ten, nine, eight, seven six.
let’s… get it on now. choose… and pick the best one.
let’s get it on now… five four… three two… one.”
that in the great debate over how superheroines are clothed, we have largely failed to mention the elephant in the room: superheroes, in general, look pretty stupid.
this is why I keep my distance from the sexism in comics discussion, i feel like it’s a valid point that non-slutty characters are drawn too slutty sometimes
but also the worlds greatest detective dresses like a bat
the king of the whole ocean wears only a speedo most of the time
serious, self respecting persons wear spandex and almost nobody seems to have a problem with that
forget about how they dress for a moment; one time Superboy punched the universe so hard that everyone in it woke up with slightly updated origins
everything about superhero comics is completely ridiculous… complaining about how wonder woman’s hips are angled feels like complaining about a flat tire on a car which has been on fire since 1988
and there are these two drunk ladies making out
then they sit in the seat that is sort of beside mine
and they are obviously making the lady who is ACTUALLY beside me really uncomfortable
she is like *glare / oops they saw me, pretend i wasn’t glaring / hum dee doo / okay they are not looking at me anymore time to glare*
so i looked at the uncomfortable lady and did a little “can you believe the nerve!?”-style eyeroll thing and she smiles and nods the silent head language version of “i know right”
uncomfortable lady looks relieved, makeout ladies keep making out
then as i get up to leave i meet the eyes of one of the makeout ladies, i grin my shit-eatingest grin and we exchange a brofist
uncomfortable lady looked so betrayed
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[00:27] jvalentinepe: hello a spambot
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[00:29] oceanxbreeze23: im sorry i get to be forgetfuI at times!! How’re you?
[00:29] jvalentinepe: violent
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[00:29] jvalentinepe: i’m going to murder the next thing that says words at me
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2:17 PM Luis: How can I help you today?
2:18 PM MR J: I cannot get attachments on my E mails. message says cannot find file
2:32 PM Luis: Can you show me one of the messages that the attachment isn’t working for please?
2:35 PM MR J: hi how do i do that
2:36 PM MR J: do i come out of this and go to e mails?
shows me an email, titled (literally):
FWD: FWD: FWD: THE FUNNIEST CATS ON THE INTERNET
2:41 PM Luis: Do you know this person?
2:41 PM Luis: This is almost certainly a virus.
2:41 PM MR J: yes my brother
2:42 PM Luis: The reason the file has come up empty is that windows Live Mail has removed the file.
2:43 PM Luis: if you look at the filename, see that it ends in “pps”?
2:43 PM MR J: please help
2:44 PM Luis: Pps is not an image file, it’s actually a powerpoint presentation. These are commonly used to send viruses.
2:44 PM Luis: There is nothing to help with here. It seems your brother must have a virus on his computer that tried to get into yours through this email.
2:45 PM Luis: Windows Live Mail removed the virus that was attached to this email though, so there is no threat to you.
2:58 PM MR J: where do i go from here
2:59 PM Luis: If you don’t like Windows Live Mail’s protection features, you might want to get a different email account.
3:00 PM Luis: I’d strongly advise against it, as it seems that your goal is to be allowed to download viruses.
3:02 PM MR J: what do I do Now I cannot live like this