love and hotsauce

Jul 26

decotora:

lymantriidae:

spicychimney:

aspio:

gunsight:

lacepockets:

saeun:

tsunime:

valvala:

ladygolem:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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this is fucked up

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nailed it

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i’m proud of myself.

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how did it know

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THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS REALLY CUTE

like

a green plaid skirt, with the little beret thing, white blouse, etc

I am ok with this.

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HOW DID IT KNOW

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sounds about right

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ya

some favorites

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nailed it on the first fucking try

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Jul 25

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

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Jul 21
theanunnakiconnection:

lehaaz:

descentintotyranny:

A tweet from CNN reporter Diana Magnay, which was quickly deleted.

CNN accidentally hired someone who does actual reproting

make this huge

theanunnakiconnection:

lehaaz:

descentintotyranny:

A tweet from CNN reporter Diana Magnay, which was quickly deleted.

CNN accidentally hired someone who does actual reproting

make this huge

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Jul 20
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Jul 20
coelasquid:

I totally forgot about this X-treme X-men AU until Brett started talking about it at dinner and was delighted all over again.

coelasquid:

I totally forgot about this X-treme X-men AU until Brett started talking about it at dinner and was delighted all over again.

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Jul 12

sexhaver:

Dwarf Fortress bug fixes are a goldmine

video games

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Jul 11

decotora:

loreface:

beckycloonan:

paulduffield:

schmautojoy:

faisdm:

paulsrockinpagoda:

jen-jen-jen-jen:

button-pusher:

soratane:

wheretheseaandskymeet:

chibijinebra:

tentakrule:

avdol:

sailorcisphobe:

primalooze:

PLEASE GO MAKE YOURSELF AS A JJBA CHARACTER

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ACCURATE.

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I had to do a bit of manual tweaking….

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It sees into MY VERY SOUL

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Sweating beauty

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had to do some important edits but here i am

i can only assume my stand is particularly geometric and named something like BLACK EMPEROR or COLLAPSING NEW BUILDINGS

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Jul 06
some monsters…???

some monsters…???

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Jun 26
  • dio: ride the tiger. you can see his stripes but you know he's clean - oh don't you know what I mean?
  • doc: no not really?
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Jun 22
i clicked on it
congrats on your decision to download super street fighter 4 for ps3
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Jun 12
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Jun 12

doc is this the bodacious babe you own →

yeeeeeeeah lookin good there cavewoman

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