love and hotsauce

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Aug 21
woaaaaaah

woaaaaaah

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Aug 15

decotora:

in like september/october ‘12, doc and i toyed with the idea of getting matching railgun/coilgun tattoos and we were like ok… if we still want to a year from now… we will do it… ok…….

and now we have done it!!!almost two years later! at first i was like NGHGHH IWANT IT NOW because as u can see, v cool. but actually im glad we waited, for a lot of reasons, and i think we picked a good time to do it. lots has changed for the better and it feels like, i dunno, a commemoration? i am v pleased with the turnout and doc’s alright or whatever

listen here’s the story all about how my boyfriend and i got matching tattoos today

one time there were two dudes who liked eachother a reasonable amount but they both liked electromagnetic suercannons a fucking lot so they stayed up all night talking about that

eventually they realised that they had a lot in common

and then two years later their arms spontaneously generated these mysterious lines, like how i’m told the pones do on poneshow

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Aug 15
baraphomet:

using the buddy system for life
(pew pew)

the magnet joke you’re looking for is something about we are both fine tuned to be ultra-repulsive

baraphomet:

using the buddy system for life

(pew pew)

the magnet joke you’re looking for is something about we are both fine tuned to be ultra-repulsive

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Aug 12
fainthum:

camembertlylegal:

foxmulder:

cognitivedissonance:

And there it is.

Didn’t they block the media tho?

yeah they did

Well, if the police don’t want you to see it, you should probably find a way to make sure everyone sees it. That’s what journalists are for.

If the police don’t want you to see it, you should probably find a way to make sure everyone sees it. That’s what journalists are for.

fainthum:

camembertlylegal:

foxmulder:

cognitivedissonance:

And there it is.

Didn’t they block the media tho?

yeah they did

Well, if the police don’t want you to see it, you should probably find a way to make sure everyone sees it. That’s what journalists are for.

If the police don’t want you to see it, you should probably find a way to make sure everyone sees it. That’s what journalists are for.

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Aug 05
ciaran says i got better@draw

ciaran says i got better@draw

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Aug 03

theres a post going around with a zillion notes depicting an inferior 14 burger pyramid & i just want to remind everyone that on my 30th burgday we made & devoured a real 30 burger pyramid

also superior because pepperoni deluxe was there

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Jul 30
daddyissuesx:

thefuturesgettinsweeter
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Jul 29

one time ciaran was reachin for the d but it was dark and instead of grabbin the d he just slapped me in the nuts a bunch & then yelled where is it!?

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Jul 26

decotora:

lymantriidae:

spicychimney:

aspio:

gunsight:

lacepockets:

saeun:

tsunime:

valvala:

ladygolem:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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this is fucked up

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nailed it

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i’m proud of myself.

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how did it know

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THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS REALLY CUTE

like

a green plaid skirt, with the little beret thing, white blouse, etc

I am ok with this.

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HOW DID IT KNOW

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sounds about right

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ya

some favorites

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nailed it on the first fucking try

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Jul 25

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

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Jul 21
theanunnakiconnection:

lehaaz:

descentintotyranny:

A tweet from CNN reporter Diana Magnay, which was quickly deleted.

CNN accidentally hired someone who does actual reproting

make this huge

theanunnakiconnection:

lehaaz:

descentintotyranny:

A tweet from CNN reporter Diana Magnay, which was quickly deleted.

CNN accidentally hired someone who does actual reproting

make this huge

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