May 10
MY MOM THE DREAM DETECTIVE
- anna bananza: is he a boy or a girl
- me: ....a boy
- anna bananza: don't go
- anna bananza: whats docs name
- me: doc
- anna bananza: how come docs not on ur fb?
- i dont see him as a friend
- me: why are you trying to fb creep him go away lol
- anna bananza: i had a dream u were dimembered by someone u met and trusted on FB!
- anna bananza: O.O
- no one really knew him or where he lives
- so he got away with ur murder and many others
- his name alone alarms me
- me: why
- anna bananza: whys he called doc? i saw ur torso cut in half your feet arms and head all removed ! didnt i tell u this
- anna bananza: if u knew a serial killer do u think u could tell he was one?
- me: he isn't a serial killer lol
- anna bananza: not him but you'll be stayn at his house for 2 weeks you dont know his friends
- anna bananza: does he live alone
- me: yea
- anna bananza: isnt he old?
- me: no
- anna bananza: why they call him Doc
- me: cause its his name
- anna bananza: cuz he dismembers animals
- me: LOL
- anna bananza: dont laugh u were murdered by a meticulous serial, killer that fliunked out of med school. im scared i dont want u to go my dream was soooo real
- me: dont worry he didn't flunk he is an accredited voodoo doctor
- anna bananza: im accredited
- anna bananza: what does he do
- me: computer stuff and voodoo
- anna bananza: exactly he stalks and profiles young Prey!!!
- me: he is being pretty patient about cutting my head off
- anna bananza: waiting for the right time its called grooming. he keeps the head never found it. :/ it was a disturbing and realistic dream tho i could smell u from far off
- me: doc says to tell you not to steal a circus because he had a dream that u stole a hot air balloon and filled it with animals and used the hot air from their farts to fly it to ohio
- and you couldn't find a place to hide it so you had to escape to mexico
- anna bananza: my dreams have come true dont mock me your friend is no friend at all
- anna bananza: but if your done with this life then no matter
- me: it's been a fun 22 years
- anna bananza: sorry i was a failure as a mother
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May 09
this is what vincent price has to say to anyone who doesn’t appreciate his sweet sorcerer headgear
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May 07
here’s a stupid song i like
i complain a lot about songs that aren’t about anything in particular, or worse: songs that are about dancing/partying/the fact that this is a song
content-wise this song is not better than that but i love it
i love it so much you guys
is this what it’s like to be a black eyed peas fan
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May 05
Mmmhmmm! This is a tasty burger.
reblogging a thing i was a part of
that burger was delicious, also there were pastrami sausages and i can’t stop thinking about them
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